Ok-ey. Yeah, I had it really bad for you and just could hardly stand it since then. [ if he wasn't flat-sounding before, h is now and it just keeps somehow flattening further and further. ] It's been true torture.
[ something something really disgusting words, whatever. There's nothing to argue with when the guy you're talking to is making up all the rules. ]
[And then, just like that, with a flourish of his hand, Gilgamesh produces all six of Masamune's signature swords. They are not quite identical to his own, but so similar in shape and size it could not possibly be a coincidence. He's showing off, making a point here: look what I can do, look what I know about you.]
[ Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Masamune's expression flickers then, confused and surprised but also combing to feel a little bit... helpless, because how is he even supposed to react to something like this? It disappears from his face in a second, but he finds himself reaching for something than a direct answer. ]
Adequate for what, exactly?
[ you better just be showing off and not be planning on using those as part of courtship or something is2g. ]
Differing tastes? I'm not really sure what you're looking to get out of me here.
[ He doesn't have a kink list if that's what you're going for, Gil. he's had vanilla sex experience and not a hell of a lot of it.
It's obvious he's not simply being coy: he clearly seems to not be grasping all of this talk and discussion going on between them.
(In truth, he kind of does have a vague inkling from the voice in the back of his mind that is forever suggesting and forever pushing towards the carnal pleasures. Even now it strikes offering that perhaps he should reconsider wanting to find out more about Gilgamesh's suggestion. He'd probably like it, even, if he gave it a chance. So why not why not why not...) ]
Masamune doesn't think about it all, not sure which way might be better to answer and how far it may differ from the truth. ]
...'Tch. No.
[ Not technically. ] Just... none of that. Not with people like you. [ none of that extra, not even a lot of men, nevermind on levels like that. Mostly, though, Masamune is a little surprised he just admitted to even that much. It's not exactly information he's eager to share with the public. ]
—No. [ When this one says it like that's its kind of hard to just say YES. It's a free country... probably. Besides, Masamune guesses it's not technically a problem considering how the rest of the city is acting. ]
You just might want to take someone else more willing to put out, though. I'm not really sure I've embraced the revolution of how this place is like a sex brothel on drugs. I mean, you're worthy of only the best treatment, yeah?
[ Aka it feels skeevy here so maybe find another slut for your adventures. ]
[ yeah... is this the same guy who just was flaunting his own blades at him a few moments ago? ]
Don't be too eager, I'm not going out in that desert again for a while. I hate this environment. [ it's not a lie, if one bothers trying to more closely inspect what is behind Masamune, he's actually... actually outside, but what looks to be a very shaded area of a building. Sure enough, that's exactly where he is, including plastering himself the stone walling which is the coolest area the dragon has managed to find in this dumb place. Not surprising, maybe. Water dragons without water are probably not very happy and that's what eastern dragons are. He'd rather be stuck in the middle of an invested demon area with weather conditions more favorable than this.
And just to be super clear: ]
You could have the most thrilling treasures and sex out of this world that I would die for, but I'm still not going unless your oasis has a snow machine.
[ what a miserable little dragon brat. and this is you being nice (and creepy)-- you sure this is what you want Gilgamesh? Dragons aren't that rare are they. ]
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